Customer Success, outdoor sports-ing, mediocre arting
Likes dark suits, dark roast, and dark humor.
Sailor. Coder. Knows all the deep C secrets. Shaves head, and CPU cycles.
Loves weird T-shirts. Deep cover alpaca agent.
Very emotional about APIs and system architecture.
Digital Janitor. Refuses to move to San Francisco.
Adorably cut-throat with money matterz. Inappropriate laugher. GML. Gym Mom Laundry.
Wants to be cool but keeps using Windows. Loves C# and .NET Core!
Creative, design, and code. Loves to cook. Not a foodie.
Evangelist(a). Drinker of La Croix. Your ringer for obscure Broadway trivia night or competitive karaoke.
Designer person. Front-end typer. Cocktail maker. Thinks you can call it a “font” if you want to.
Lead picture drawer. GitHub and Disqus alum. Knows how babbies are formed.
5% cat fur. Way too into Picross.
Hates both PHP and Apple’s developer tools less than you would expect.
Padding enthusiast. Master of duct tape.
Data whisperer. Lover of coffee, chocolate, and cats.
Current digital pilot. Aspiring private pilot. Proud father to one spoiled dog.
Tree hugger, hugger of trees, hugger in general.
Christian. Teach for America. KIPP Houston. Rapped about bash scripts. Link in profile.
Thinks you should partner with Sentry. Likes tween dramas, making Eric Feng cry (it’s okay, Eric).
Watcher of Labyrinth. Eater of donuts. Mother of twins
Engineer of outage-driven infrastructure. Proficient in vi but opts for an IDE anyway.
Undercover Brit. Prefers cone over cup. Drummer in my one man band.
Engineer, but likes pretty interfaces. 180 BPM is the magic number.
Will say “I heard something on a podcast” several times in a conversation. 50/50 chance I have food in my mouth when you talk to me.
Sunsets and swing sets. La discotheque, la disco calls. Vegan mac n cheese.
Infrastructure and operations. Secretly commits to master.
Jan Michael Auer
Above-average curious. Dives the depths of shark waters and the C++ spec.
Recruiting at Sentry. Allergic to corn, addicted to corny jokes.
Likes beats, not beets.
Might be a witch.
Animal tamer (clearly). Crowd pleaser. Proud Papa!
Installs Gentoo on used Thinkpads. Seasoned dotfile engineer. Likes the command line, minimalism, and OSS.
Former Stunt double for Derek Zoolander. Don’t let that chintzy smile fool you, they told me to laugh.
If Bri is the Beyonce of day-to-day finance, Kiki is the Diana Ross that showed her the way.
Aspiring zookeeper and flex support main of the down under realm.
Customer Success. World traveler who believes there’s no place like home.
Dog enthusiast and grammar nerd. Misses seasons. Enjoys sushi, the more ingredients the better.
Loves video games, hates split screen, misses LAN parties.
Former cult leader. Current cold brew enthusiast.
Lauryn Brown (LB)
Enjoys programming, puppies, and pokemon. Dislikes music. Flick’s buddy for almost 20 years!
Yogi. Proud mother of Mildred the dog. Says games peaked at Wolfenstein 3D.
Hi Mom! I’m on a website!
Talent Acquisition at Sentry. Hidden talents: none. Loves foods that are cheesy, spicy, and ideally both.
Illustrator turned Developer. Open-source fanboy. Metalhead.
Will never stop using Linux and outdated hardware.
Straightedge. Scaled Disqus.com. Master of vim, bowling, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
Wishes he was at a bike park. Hates west coast bagels. Likes west coast thrash metal.
Office Ops. ISFJ Personality. Runs on Dunkin.
Speaks Python, but not a Slytherin.
Loves pesto. Rather be too warm than too cold.
Problem solver. Board game enthusiast, private pilot, casual golfer, retired banker.
Master of Rubby. 99% sure he is a real person. 1% certain he is machine.
Will always stop for Cinnabon.
Supposedly good with words. Widely considered one of the top 100 Sentry employees of all time.
Type-A oriented, Vegasly motivated…with a round of golf on the side.
Always opens karaoke with War Pigs. Likes to Kick and Box. Breaker of banks, mother of dragons.
Product Manager. Cher enthusiast.
GNU/Linux lover, worked on Diaspora*, studies federated systems. Occasionally makes games and web apps.
Sometimes paints, sometimes speaks in British accents.
Stops to pet every dog. Bad at keeping houseplants alive (but will never stop trying).
“Comedian.” Beer lover. Responsible for our Q4 upswing probably.
Administrative god. Aspiring UXer. The Peyton Manning of startup swag.
Athletic nerd wishing I was a nerdy athlete. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.